Top Ten Signs I’m Watching Too Many Old LOST Episodes (And I Blame Cheryl Cates!)

10. While shopping, I pass on the peanut butter because I can’t find the DHARMA brand.

9. I think the leftover sand in my shoes from last weekend’s adventure is “a sign”. Of what, I don’t know…

8. I now address all males by their name, followed by, ‘Brother’.

7. I enter 4 8 15 16 23 42 as the cooking time on my microwave. The charred remains are also a sign.

6. The only Netflix recommendations I get as pop ups are LOST seasons and selections featuring LOST stars.

5. The span of time between the first and second alarms on my cell phone is 108 minutes.

4. I refuse to book any flight listed as #815.

3. I tell my boyfriend, “Gosh, if you grew your hair out just *this much* it would look like Jack’s…”

2. My frame of reference for describing others is via LOST characters: “She’s cute like Kate,” or “He’s crazy like John Locke.”

1. I’m wondering if it’s possible to watch two and a half seasons of shows between now and Sunday night! Maybe if I stay on the beach, and away from the jungle?