My Thoughts On Skydiving:
Better than sex. Way better.
The next guy who entertains the notion of some 'sweet time' with me is likely to hear:
"Hmmm... with you? Well, here's the thing: You're gonna have to show me that you have an AMAZING package, and that you're BRILLIANT at performing that thang, because for $100 and a whole lot less headache I can strap myself to a gorgeous man and fall out of the sky. And no one's been able to get me naked and replicate THAT feeling!"
And that's all I have to say about that.
Amen.
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If I were single, it would be like this: "Note to self: Don't bother dating women who jump out of airplanes."
Hal, I'm thinking that if you were single, you would aspire to be the kind of guy who could date a girl who jumps out of planes. :)
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